soggy pizza

a fun family friendly game for all ages and races. originating from a trans antartic tribe, further developed by erin and alex for platonic use. make sure to centre the soggines at the crust for best results aha x

babe what do u mean u don't want to play soggy pizza Ur sooo sexy x

by erinisswag August 28, 2023

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Soggy mop

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is utterly useless, unattractive, and worn-out — both in appearance and attitude. Often applied to individuals who bring nothing but negativity or incompetence to a situation.

“Nick is a soggy mop of a guy — always complaining, never helping, and somehow always looking like he just rolled out of a bin.”

by anonymous July 1, 2025

Soggy Scott

A fun family friendly game involving your good pal Scott. Scott, very submissive and Breedable, will sit on his hands and knees in the middle of a Jork circle taking it like a good little boy and last one to bust has to kiss soggy scotty.

Friend 1: I’m bored, what should we get up to

(Everyone looks straight towards Scott)
Friend 2: I think we should play a game of soggy Scott

Scott: *gets on hands and knees* “I’m ready”

by Jack0 34 September 7, 2025

Soggy Ashley

The act of cumming on the back of a girls head and rubbing it in.

Can I give you a Soggy Ashley?

by First response life November 6, 2022

Soggy

Lame, boring, buzz kill, often a wet blanket in most situations.

“Tony Stark is usually soggy as hell in any Avengers movie.”

by Magicaltrashbin October 3, 2018

soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024