Santa Cruz Lemonade

A sex act where you urinate into a glass, add a large amount of sugar, then force your partner to drink it.

"Have you ever tried a Santa Cruz Lemonade? It's all natural and very fresh!"

by Whargarble August 24, 2017

Off-Season Santa

The fully-bearded dude that drives around in a convertible mustang with a trunk full of dope.

Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!

by YAWA December 30, 2021

Santa Cruz Time

a form of time measurement that is more of a generalization than a specific time. Marked by a fluid sense of time maintenance that one will arrive/event will take place roughly around a designated time; typically late with no given parameter of how late or if will arrive/start at all.

Our meeting was at noon but she is running on Santa Cruz time so I am not sure when she'll arrive.

by MoonFlower February 23, 2017

adult santa claus

What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.

Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?

Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.

by Rohan Davies October 20, 2021

santa monica 13

Santa Monica 13 also known as SMX3, SMX7, and SM17 (17th St) is a gang formed in the “Far West” of Los Angeles in the 1920’s and is the first gang to originate of the “West Side 4 Corners” which includes Culver City 13, Sotel 13, and Venice 13. Rivals include CxC13 (Culver City 13), V13 (Venice 13), S13 (Sotel 13), LNX13 (Lennox 13), GYGC 3X (Graveyard Gangster Crips), XV3 (18th Street), VSLC 2X (Venice ShoreLine Crips) and more. The only remaining cliques of SM17 are Little Locos (LLS), and PeeWee Locos (PWLS).

“I’m from Santa Monica 13”

by OldHead02 November 16, 2020

Santa Barbara Train

(Verb) ; ... The act in which a person pushes together the east and west regions of their partner’s back fat and has intercourse between the two fat folds in a north/south fashion.

Friend: “I noticed your new (bf/gf) is chubbier than the last one. Is it true the chubby ones give better head?”

Broseph: “Suprisingly no, but I will say it’s the best way to ride the Santa Barbara Train.”

by ThePhuktasticFour May 25, 2019

Santa Monica College

The dumpster for Beverly Hills High School Student who didn't get into a good college. In my opinion Santa Monica College is like second high school.

"Fuck high school I'll just go to SMC(Santa Monica College)!"

by Mrs. Dodds April 4, 2010