Smidgen of sadness

When you haven't nutted all november, and the huge nut of december 1 turns out to be nothing but a small drop of cum

Bro 1: "Hey bro, I heard you won No Nut November, what was December 1 like?"
Bro 2: *sighs* "It was..." *starts crying* "... just a smidgen of sadness"

by dababy69leessssgoooooooo April 4, 2021

Deep Suppressed Sadness (role edition)

When you can't get a role in your discord server, and you feel a deep suppressive sadness building up inside your soul, until it eventually consumes you whole.

Me feeling big Deep Suppressed Sadness (role edition)

by Role Sadness April 9, 2021

flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021

St.Francis de sales Highschool

St Francis desales Highschool is a gay ass boring ass lame ass high school with racist teachers that favor every white student in existence. It’s also famously known for a rape incident that happened in the school parking lot with administrators such as bill stellar sugar coating it.

“Omg you go to St.Francis de sales Highschool that lame ass school”

by Desales class of 2020 September 9, 2021

buy from PCV sales day

everyone must buy from PCV sales or be sent to the gallows of passenger travel solutions

I'm gonna buy from PCV sales because its buy from PCV sales day

by dick mabutt December 11, 2021

Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021

Shady Substance Salesman

Another word for a drug dealer; a man who sells illegal substances.

It was discovered that she has been connected with a shady substance salesman who probably sold the stimulants to her.

by Scratchenchritudibourgeoise April 15, 2022