Zoom Salad

A slang term for marijuana

Yo dude, I just picked up an eighth of the zoom salad, you down to smoke a bowl?

by Koganimaru August 18, 2011

Sky salad

when weather persons don't know what the fuck they're trying to predict and typically call for 'wintery mix' -might as well call for el tossed fuckin ensalada de lettucey el supremO juice to slap your confused ass earthling forehead, earthling.

Lezak (weather asexual)- what say you could be this on here radar?
Busby (weather asexual)- I have no genitals
Lezak (weather asexual)- I'm scared. Sky salad it is.

by uncle_bracelet January 31, 2014

Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville May 1, 2011

Salad Bag

The act of tea bagging a vegan.

Last night I had a ‘Salad Bag’ best I’ve had!

by Sam Bryant August 16, 2018

bubble salad

The act of receiving analingus and farting directly on your partner's face.

I think I went a little heavy on the beans... I hope my boyfriend enjoys his bubble salad.

by sexfiends so June 15, 2009

Russian salad

When a well endowed male leaves a whole squad on warzone with gaping arseholes from an RPG.

“Fuck me lads, that big dicked fucker just gave us a Russian salad”

by Shiibogle April 26, 2020

Creep Salad

A total creeper. Someone who acts creepily toward you.

"Ew, he followed me! Creep salad."
"That creep salad is annoying me."

by shaniawesome February 11, 2009