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Christopher Rogers

There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
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Roger

I love roger
by Rondald mcdondald December 11, 2021
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rogered

A term used in Canada regarding major internet and cellphone outages, esp. those caused by Rogers Communications or other monopolies
"Sorry I couldn't respond to your text, the whole province was getting rogered yesterday."

"Cellphone customers we rogered by an outage today, reducing internet traffic by 25% in the country."
by MarconiMagpie July 9, 2022
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Stinking roger

Hang on a min I have a stinking roger
by bumfluff420 June 7, 2017
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Roger Blough

The sexiest piece of machinery ever built.
How the designers managed to cram so much sexy into the Roger Blough, I'll never know.
by DootVonNoot June 7, 2018
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pet roger

someone that you make a slave of any kind in any form of context. religiously, you name them roger to establish dominance.
I left one territory of my friend alive in a game of Risk. He is now my pet roger.
by masterblaster49 November 25, 2021
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Roger Hüppi

Roger Hüppi is the sexiest man to ever walk on this planet. Not a single girl will reject him because he has a massive cock. With that cock, his sexy body and his beautiful smile he is gonna take all the grannies and mommys with them big mommy milkers ( he's gonna suck them all). On his cock he has unbreaking III and efficency V, he's gonna last longer than your parents marriage.
Random Girl: Damn, is that Roger Hüppi? I want his Peepee in my Poopoohole.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.
by RogerHüppiLover August 12, 2022
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