a euphemism for masturbation
"i was polishing the rod the other day"
by jawballsdeeznutsyourmomhaha September 07, 2022
by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021
First find a female partner then let her chain you down to a slab of wood and shove a rods up their ass, throat, and penis. Then proceed to whoop his balls with a little whip.
Person 1: are you Daring.
Person 2: yes
Person 1: let’s to rod and ball tourture
Person 2: FUCK THAT
Person 2: yes
Person 1: let’s to rod and ball tourture
Person 2: FUCK THAT
by fuck_niggers_69 February 09, 2021
I was at the gas station and these super hot, all tattooed, rod bucks came in and made my panties wet.
by Pellikita June 11, 2019
This is a name given to raging alcoholics who regularly go on large communication network including Xbox Live and PSN while drunk.
Joe: Wow Here Comes Rod Woddler
Matt: Whut aaaare you talshing abot? *drunk*
Bren: He must have been on that wine again, the Rod Woddler
Matt: Whut aaaare you talshing abot? *drunk*
Bren: He must have been on that wine again, the Rod Woddler
by vBrDx June 12, 2011
Rod is one of the nicest people, he cares about anyone and everyone, he always puts a smile on your face. He is the first person you go to, to make you feel better. Rod is always up for a chat. Rod is handsome, funny, smart, flirty and overall the best person to be alive. You need a Rod in your life of its not complete. Everyone knows how important he is and how loved and appreciated he is. Rod is a great best friend and even boyfriend. He doesn't always believe it but he is one of the best people alive.
by cutiepie664 November 19, 2019