chuck roast

A descriptive term describing the after the fact insult of someones rather sizable posterior. ( ass for the less wordy ).

Works especially well if the individual's name is Charles.

"OH my gosh, look at that girls ass."
"What does she feed it, Miracle Grow?????"
ahahahahahah
Then someone says, "Wow, what a chuck roast"

chuck roast by Grand Master D "Dave" May 4, 2006

Reverse spit roast 

Explosive diarrhoea and vomiting.
A spit roast is when things go into those orifices, so reverse is when things come out.

Person 1: I barely made it home before the food poisoning kicked in
Person 2: fuck, reverse spit roast in public is nightmare inducing

Reverse spit roast by LaLemon October 3, 2018

cream roast 

when you are having hard core sex and all sweaty and a drop of sweat goes into your lovers mouth followed by a lot of cum

Andrew gave Gabe a cream roast

cream roast by collien May 29, 2007

prof roast 

A prof roast is an activity taken up by senior petroleum engineering students at Texas A&M University, in which the students make fun of, take cheap shots at, and relive past events of the professors in the petroleum department.

Wow! I can't believe Tom just said that! We are definitely using that in the prof roast!

prof roast by tomsdaddy March 10, 2009

Octo-Roast 

1: An Octo-Roast is the art of having sexual intercourse with exactly 8 people. Not quite the average 'gang bang', this is an Octo-Roast, achieved by only the greatest in the industry!

2: To have sexual intercourse with an Octopus, or to insert an Octopus inside yourself. As seen on the internet!

1: That Octo-Roast last night left me sore all over!

2: That Octopus was great in bed, better than my husband!

Octo-Roast by Captain Clap November 5, 2009

satan roast 

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.

"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"

satan roast by BeerSponge November 25, 2013

italian roast 

A threesome involving two Italian men and a woman

"Yo, Frankie! Did you get a look at that broad? I know you'd like to Italian roast her someday, am I fuckin' right?"
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."

italian roast by notreallygoodatthis April 28, 2014