gay retard

When you are a green alien and youre eating Reese's Puffs.

wow look at that gay retard over there, eating Reese's Puffs

by Abrubi February 13, 2019

internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.

Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?

by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010

Retard Fart

Shard shitting your pants either by accident or not.

Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.

by jefferythegreat April 03, 2017

absolute retard

someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label

dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard

by the original Apple December 28, 2019

maximum retard

Doing the dumbest possible thing you could do at any given time

Why did you pull aggro on Grobbulus? That is maximum retard

by Fizzywix November 20, 2006

siege retard

A Rainbow Six Siege player who does completely stupid things within the game

That Siege Retard just reinforced Kids bedroom and doomed us.

by LXNBFMV January 24, 2018

restart retard

PC term: When you restart your pc and it goes full retard and takes forever to load due to updates.

- I'm going to restart my pc but it might take some time for me to be back.
- why is that?
- restart retard ....

by A_E_M July 16, 2015