Retard

anyone who plays runescape.

runescape is for retards.

by ruinescape 10 12 2007 June 27, 2008

retard richard

Usually of the lower class, usually lives in a broken down establishment such as a dumpster or trash can. The man is usually spends his money on drugs.

Look at that retard richard over there shooting heroin in the Hoyte's Movie Thearter drumpster

by Lub2727 November 30, 2013

Retard

A person who wastes his\her life on urban dictionary, just like you!

Your a dumb retard

by Josh 5464 January 20, 2017

retail therapy

the act of getting rid of stress by shopping

- I think I failed that math test!
- Me too!
- We should get retail therapy
- On it

by shoppah September 24, 2011

Stereotype retard

A Stereotype retard is one who sucks at Stereotyping one's race or religion.

Jason is a Stereotype retard since he thinks that Indians are all Muslims and they are all terrorists.
Kip is a Stereotype retard since he thinks that all black people eat chicken, jump high, and are always chased by police officers.

by Convert2Satanism October 31, 2007

Functional Retard

fuhngk-shuh-nl ri-tahrd

1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.

2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.

3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."

Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?

Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.

by Mr. Nova<3 April 3, 2011

Big Gay Retard

larry

hey its big gay retard larry!

by beyondorigin June 5, 2019