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One who does not take kindly to truthful urbandictionary entries.

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by Anonymous June 4, 2003

get some rest

calm down, chill. (common phrase for black basketball players)

gurl get some rest.

by jmugurrrrrl October 16, 2009

Palatine Inn Restaurant

The Palatine Inn is a feeding ground for old people, beaners, and priests. It is located in Palatine, IL, otherwise known as the worst town ever. The establishment has a view of a parking lot, a Burger King, and an old folks home from which oldies escape for the Palatine Inn's senior specials (Mon-Thurs in case you were wondering). If you walk in at any given time during the day, 90% of the customers are over 90. Priests from the nearby church can often be seen gathering there but it is strange why they choose this "lovely" establishment since the food will destroy your soul. The content of the food is questionable: the bread is obviously from a bread museum (crusty and old) and incidents regarding mostaccioli being stored on the floor in toxic bins have been reported. (Look it up yourself if you don't believe it. Get us out of this town.) A rotting cheese smell can usually be detected all the time. And if this isn't bad enough your food is served by crabby old(really old) waitresses who can't hear you and screw up your order and also wish you would die. There are suspicions that people actually do die from the food. The parts that aren't used in the cooking are turned to ashes and stored in random "pots" awkwardly placed in the dining rooms. Pots...more like urns. Other random statues include some creepy naked lady fountain things and a giant life-size Spiderman. Also, Mexican bus-boys harass you while you eat.

1. Bus-boy: "COMO ESTAS!!!!!!" repeated 1000 times during your meal and usually accompanied by high-fives.
Innocent customer: ...(kill me)

2. Gail: "Cheryl! Want to get some eats?"
Cheryl: "Let me put my teeth in before we go to the Palatine Inn Restaurant."

3. Person 1: "Little Johnny went missing yesterday."
Person 2: "Oh, he must have gone to the Palatine Inn."

by Horrified people February 28, 2011

factory reset

when you hit a kid named keelen in his right temple lol

"i just factory reset keelen lol"

by fuck heade May 6, 2021

PUSH to RESTART Button

When your lady has an outward bellybutton, you can try the PUSH to RESTART Button if she is about to climax BEFORE you DO. This will delay her from climaxing and not wanting to hang around until you climax.

friend: So did you have to use the PUSH to RESTART Button with Sylvia again last night?
me: No, this time I got to the big " O " first.

by WordNerd4U2 March 19, 2011

For the rest of eternity

"For the rest of eternity" Is a time phrase, used to refer to a long period of time, and not usually to refer literally for the rest of eternity.

You will have that wound for the rest of eternity.

by PurpleAvocado March 1, 2020

Resting Fuckboy Face

When someone automatically assumes you're a fuckboy based on your resting facial expression, but you're actually a decent guy means you suffer from resting fuckboy face.

Girl 1: Johnny looks like such a fuckboy, there's no way I'm going to prom with him.
Girl 2: Don't worry, Sarah. He's just got resting fuckboy face.

by Chocolaitchipcookie November 20, 2016