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Wet Robert

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.
God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!
by Wspycrs July 17, 2018
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Robert Blakeburn

Guy 1 : why is my house on fire.
Guy 2 : Robert Blakeburn was in there.
by CheeseCakeLord August 7, 2018
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robert harris

The best person ever and always has someone's back. Very sexual and loves one girl and loves her back but she doesn't know ;). Loves himself and one other person. The love of her life. Watches porn on a daily and never answers with a yes or no. He answers with a maybe!
by unknown robert September 10, 2018
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Robert Miovsky

Coolest dude you'll ever meet.
Robert Miovsky is Robert Miovsky.
by GR8iTUD June 10, 2018
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Robert Effield

A father that works hard for his family. He is a camping and four wheel driving enthusiast that loves a good beer with mates. When asking him a question just be prepared for a positive grunt or a negative grunt, no matter what type of answer you require.
child: "i love you dad"
Robert Effield: *positively grunts*
by a literal child August 12, 2022
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Robert Moment

If a Robert (works with any Robert) does a dumb thing or hacks in games,

you say Robert Moment.
wtf this is such an Robert Moment
by SpermienHändler August 17, 2022
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caiden Roberts

he tells everybody he’s straight but soon to turn out as gay or bisexual, he is also a very nice boy but can be a thief (takes boys underwear) specifically boys called oscar toft, overall he is a nice boy but sometimes a tad strange
oscar: mum can u see my pants

Oh no maybe caiden Roberts stole them
by I love fag October 24, 2022
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