Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

Snake Puss

Scaly came toe with extra long labia minora.

Dude I do not what to deal with that snake puss. Like sleeve of wizard.

by Clayton Bigsby 337 August 2, 2020

Puss

serving kunt in an extreme way

Kim k is so puss

by Teejayy November 17, 2023

Piss Puss

A Piss Puss is when you kiss the homies goodnight right after pissing in the toilet.

"Goodnight bro", *Kisses bro's forehead*

"You smell like pee, Did you just give me a Piss Puss?"

by krogelfanbogel September 27, 2025

Potato Puss

I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!

"I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 8, 2023

puss pumper

when a man or woman caresses the vaginal area from outside of the clothes, arousing the woman enough to swell the clitoris than just stops, he or she is a puss pumper.

Chelsey: So i was fooling around with this guy the other night but he made me keep my clothes on. I wanted it so bad and he wouldn't give it to me. He kept stroking and caressing my pussy, it felt like my clit would explode!
Kellie: OMG, hes a puss pumper! What an asshole!

by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014

Puss

Swedish word for kiss. Shut up Dáire.

Puss puss, ha en bra dag (kiss kiss, have a good day)

by TotallyNotTurtle August 20, 2020