cunt punt

the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.

"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"

by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017

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Cunt Punt

Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.

"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"

by The FUCKING WATCHER October 3, 2018

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Absolute Punter

Orlaith is a punter

Orlaith you are an absolute punter

by You are a scrote June 23, 2019

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Joseph punter

A person by the name of joe punter mostly has a small penis and pretends like it’s massive. He has a really strange addiction to watching inbetweeners over and over and especially loves the YTP called “airplane driver” as he still has the mental age and IQ of a 4 year old. If you are ever unlucky enough to meet yourself a Joseph (or j for joe for short) then prepare yourself as he will try hard against you at any game he plays and it’s really pretty tragic. This person also normally stinks as they don’t have access to running water in there house, so really we should feel bad for them

Person 1: yo I swear that’s that Joseph punter guy from our school!
Person 2: yeah stay away from him he stinks and he likes touching tiny toggers

by Joseph Punter October 15, 2019

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Dick Punt

Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.

I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.

by Sal1212 October 28, 2019

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