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Bum Paddle

Some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the bum, thus the name bum paddle.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.
Man: We hit the bum paddle courts today- tomorrow I'll expect we'll try squash...
by Lafawnda 1013832 April 15, 2008
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porn peddler

People who have overflowed the internet with cheap, payment required pornography. This often time involves spam email, annoying popup windows, or annoying banners which make many otherwise clean sites not safe for work.
ytcracker, g, and the rest of the digitalgangster crew are a bunch of low and dirty porn peddlers
by AlienWoo September 7, 2005
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Purdle

A Poodle with the Shell of a Turtle the opposite of which is a turtle with the torso of a poodle called a Toodle.
Girl: Hey look I drew a Purdle!
by Kcub December 27, 2011
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puddler

The same with "gay". Puddler is a man, who mixes loam. And loam is the same with shit. So it means that man fuck another man in his ass, mixing his shit.
He is a fuckin' puddler = He is a homosexual.
by Alisher May 9, 2008
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puddling

The act of peeing in your partner’s anal canal. Goes hand and hand with geysering.
last night i had a sleep boner, insted of wasting it i ramed it into her ass i gave her a puddling.
by GMFU and the ROC August 18, 2008
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strip-piddle

the word yelled when playing the game, also called strip-piddle. anytime another car with one headlight out is spotted, the first person to hit to ceiling of the vehicle and yell "STRIP-PIDDLE" is the only person in the car that does not have to remove an article of clothing. all other passengers must remove one article of clothing.
*car with only one headlight spotted

"STRIP-PIDDLE"

winner smiles happily, losers remove one article of clothing.

shoes count as one article, not two.
by need to change my bulb December 7, 2010
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paddlefoot

An old drunk man who sits on the edge of a river and drinks himself into a stupor while kicking his feet in the water like a little kid.
Serena's uncle was such a paddlefoot. You never found him without a bottle in his hand, and he was always within 3 millimetres of some river or other.
by J L M R March 21, 2008
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