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poverty

1. The preferred state for most minorities and Democrats by the Republican party.

2. The lack of morals exhibited by the old men and oil companies who run the economy.

3. Having enough money for weed but none for lighters or rolling papers.

4. The vow taken by members of the Roman Catholic Church (you know them, right? Biggest land-owners on the planet?)
syn: bullshit

1. The Republican view towards poverty is bullshit.

2. Running away with all the fuckin' money, leaving everyone else in poverty, is bullshit!

3. Oh man... where's a pop can and two twigs to rub together? Poverty is Bullshit!

4. Those rich assholes don't pay taxes just because they wear dresses and chant? Vow of poverty, my ass... That's complete BULLSHIT!
by Madmann October 10, 2005
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Sexual poverty

When a man is in a committed relationship and his partner refrains from sex, thus putting the male into sexual poverty.
Mate, she’s killing me, I’m living in sexual poverty
by Alphadick June 4, 2019
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poker incentive

1. Also known as intuition
2. The feeling of confidence one gets when making stupid calls on a draw.
"Why the hell did you just do that?"
"It's called poker incentive"
"Do you mean intuition?"
"What are you, female?"
by G October 1, 2004
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pokeresque

Adj. - very poker like
As you already know, I like it. It is very pokeresque.
by Grengrad - the wordsmith November 8, 2004
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POSER

Any 8-12 year old child that says they are mosher/punk but are infact stupid little fucktard ass brains.
close your eyes
imagine there is a 3 1/2 to 4 foot midget sitting at the local hindu temple,(imagine your hindu please! be open minded, it can be quite fun, sometimes we celebrate christmas) sat there huge teeth, hair in huge flick, sat in a slipknot hood going
"Oh, year Galaxy 105 is well phat, Akon is ace! i heard slipknot on it yesterday!"
by Tesh July 16, 2008
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poser

a poser is a person who dresses a certain style,listen to a certain genre just to fit in with a crowd when they are the complete opposite. A poser is also a person who labels themselves and other people. A poser is also a person does something just to impress a certain person or certain crowd.One who isnt true to themselves. Fake peoplee
dude1:yoo Im like so freakin eno

Dude2: wtf, do you even know what emo is

Dude1:yeah its a ummmmmmmmmm (idk)

Dude2:omg you're so fuckin stupid...emo is a freakin genre you dumbass

Dude1: whatever i think its super cool..i like the music

Dude2: ok name one band thats emo

Dude1:umm (dead silence)

Dude2:my goodness, ur such a poser
by the world sucks February 25, 2009
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pokernow.club

An absolutely savage piece of software that has been designed with one purpose in mind: to fuck your ass.

Whoever programmed this platform has no regard for human life, the scriptures or basic probability theory.

If you flop a fully, you’ve gotta assume someone on the table has got quads, or a straight flush.

AA will inevitably get done by 94 off-suit. A flopped set will lose on the river to runner runner flush. AQ will lose every time to anything.

If you use this software, prepare to have your ass done in.
Bruh, my whole family just got AIDS and died!!

Man that’s just pokernow.club
by Lihp July 28, 2021
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