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Poop Apnea

Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.
This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.
by lemmiewinks September 26, 2012
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Poop Swiggle

A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.
During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr
by Poop Swiggleton May 21, 2013
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Poop Zen

The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump
After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.
by Dr4v4n October 1, 2013
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Poop dart

A small amount of feces located in the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex. It is typically ejected at high velocity during urination immediately following the sexual encounter.
Dude, I shot a poop dart clear across the bathroom after I fucked Tara in the ass last night!
by Uncle anus eater January 16, 2014
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poop chops

When you make "mashed potatoes"out of your shit to prevent the toilet from clogging.
Johnny didn't want to clog the school toilet so he engaged in making poop chops
by clairvoyant nightmare May 17, 2014
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poop transfusion

when two people proceed to poop into eachothers asses
we loved eachother so much that we wanted to get closer and had a poop transfusion
by antisusmachine October 12, 2014
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poop or get off the pot

"Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in our home whenI was young was not a good idea.
Shit Fred! Poop or get off the pot, I need a fucking answer.
by Your friend's best dog May 25, 2014
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