The Police 

People you can't trust

The police supposed to be helping people, but they don't wanna do their job. That's why people turn to the streets.

The Police by ImJustAPaki July 8, 2020

Tallahassee Police Department 

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.

The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players

Tallahassee Police Department by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014

library police 

librarian and/or library aid(s) that follow you to your classes when you owe a 5 cent late fee

Dan: Hey, do you have 5 cents? i need to get the library police off my butt

library police by ♫sar-bear♫ December 9, 2008

Taco Police 

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.

Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.

Taco Police by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010

Church Police

People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were.

Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."

Church Police by Turkey Trot March 14, 2011

the police 

the most corrupt and useless institution that has ever existed next to education of course.
they are usually very bias and ignorant when it comes to the most important crimes and if they are accused, they use the systems money to bail them out. their false persona of the most upstanding citizens yet they actually care about saving their own necks.

honestly these cops being defined as role models is sick have you seen how many ignored deaths their have been caused by the police.

there are no good or bad cops there are the ones that commit the crime and the ones that stand by and let it happen.

the police by Lilian Richardson June 21, 2020

The Gay Police Force 

The Protectors of the woodz and defenders of da law.All bois will be raped when tresspassing on private property.

Chief Fuzzy Roughnutz,Captain Stabbin,
Sheriff Bugsby,Deputy Rick Ryans,Deputy Halfoff Daly,Deputy Chuckie Woody.All Famous Porn celebrities. All Gay cept for the Captain of course!

The Gay Police Force by spazz13 November 10, 2004