Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.

Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.

by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012

double platinum cush

Double platinum Cush is the most fantastic marijuana I have ever put in my bong

I was stoned off my ass after I had some double platinum Cush man...

by Therealbojangles February 21, 2014

gamer patina

The caked up mixture of dead skin, nacho cheese Dorito dust, dried up Mountain Dew, and/or other fluids/material. Commonly found on mechanical keyboards and gaming mice.

How am I supposed to 360 no-scope noobs with all this gamer patina.

Hey, how do you clean gamer patina. I can't do any sick combos.

by PastelBurrito June 26, 2016

gay platinum

When a gay fella has never slept with a lady

Damn, Steve is a gay platinum. He's never slept with a woman.

by Platinum Steve February 17, 2018

gold-plating

A practice in European Union, when its Member State adds new (and often more demanding) requirements to those that are expected in common legislation - mainly directives. Sometimes caused by overzealous bureaucrats, sometimes it is just their pure idiocy.

Bureaucrat 1: Recipients of this EU schemes are asked to submit invoices upon the end of the project.
Bureaucrat 2: Let's also ask them to write a 100-page long end-of-mission report, 10 testimonies of beneficiaries and copies of Annual reports 10 years back.
Bureaucrat 1: But that is gold-plating!
Bureaucrat 2: Sure, but we do not really want European money.

by Blavak Mike February 5, 2019

Hannah Patience

Hannah Patience is a person perfect in every way. She is beauty, she is grace and also hilarious. Hannah Patience takes things seriously but not too seriously and values her time.

Time is of the essence because she's Hannah Patience.

Hannah Patience looks angelic.

by rhapsodieblue April 6, 2019

Dirty Pati

A person who shows her bare ass towards the sun to blind people.

„Omg... a dirty pati blinded me“

by Jojogivestar April 14, 2020