Pickachu

Pickachu is a foreign creature that resembles a cute yellow rat with red circles on its cheek from harsh physical abuse from its trainer.
Because of the cuteness that seems to radiate from this specimen, it seems to temps trainers to continuously abuse there friendly pokemon.
Its only defense is to shock the living shit out of its trainer, but seems to only expel enough volts to make them dizzy untill they return to abusing it.

Uhhhhh your mother fucking pickachu *Troll face*

by TitanBelt January 9, 2014

pick me up on tuesday

Just say you wanted a lift home from work on tuesday. well you can if you utter this phrase.

My wife truely is a skank, I found her digging up the dead dog for the soul purpose of catching Zombie rabbies. oh by the way can you pick me up on tuesday.

by angustus March 17, 2008

picking your seat

The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.

"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"

by Mother of a Fuck March 3, 2010

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 19, 2014

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

pickeled

when you don't understand / are confused completely

what are u on about your pickeling my head!

by Sian Mcveigh June 21, 2005

Pick Shopper

Someone who takes one thing from a variety.

George only eats the apricots from the trail mix he's such a fucking Pick Shopper.

by TheLOL July 23, 2009