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pineapple suprise 

Soldier 1: hello

Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH

pineapple plunge 

The act of one person eating pineapple and then plunging their tongue into another’s anus
Bob: After I ate that bowl of pineapple, she asked for me to eat that ass

John: Awesome dude your first pineapple plunge!

Pineapple Ring toss

When one player takes pineapple rings and tries to get them to land around the "Post" (a.k.a mans penis). The winner gets to eat the rings at the end of the game.
Hey baby! Want to play Pineapple ring toss?

pineapple heart 

What you call a boy or a girl that keeps falling in love with anyone sweet
Jessica is crushing on another guy again, she's a real pineapple heart

Pineapple baby 

A baby as a result from a swinger party.
Remember that swinger party, this is my pineapple baby.

Pineapple Cream 

When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.
Ew, all the stuff he has is pineapple creamed.
Pineapple Cream by Pineapple Cream October 15, 2018