Frosty pete

The act of using a cart and then blowing the smoke into a condom attached to a kazoo and passing the kazoo to someone else so they can second hand inhale it from the condom balloon.

Woody, should we perform a frosty pete

by Woodlegend September 8, 2025

Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 9, 2021

Pete

Nickname given to any person/thing or place named jack.

Yo pete what you saying? to a person named Jack

by Oktargaryen February 9, 2023

Pete Townshend

dirty nonce

ya da's like pete townshend mate

by toothyjones March 20, 2024

soggy pete

A cleaner variation for a wet or stimulated vagina

I have a soggy pete right now.

by aurixadi13 April 4, 2023

pete victory

a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost

originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out

“He came 3rd”
“Wtf? He’s telling everyone he won!”
“Ugh, he’s declaring a Pete victory?”

by gswan February 4, 2020

Pete Hegshit

The most incompetent and unqualified Secretary of Defense in the history the United States.

. Don’t try serving me that Pete Hegshit salad blaming the military for his incompetence. I don’t buy it.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025