Period

The period, also known as the menstrulation cycle is when a female generally in their pre-teens (12-16) leaks ovary blood from their female genitalia (vagina) During this cycle you experience: weight gain, hard and engorged breasts, coherence, depression, eating disorder, mood swings, etc. Generally, when left a long period of time without cleaning, the menstrual blood gets a fishy smell to it. It’s good for fish-fillet and salmon, so I recommend collecting it and adding it to your meal rotation for healthy skin. Many fish oil pills secretly use the uterus blood In their product. The female period is what happens to prepare your ovaries for a baby to come out. Yum. These babies generally say “ow” when they come out because they drown in your sweet fish scented genitalia juice. Quotes from females on their periods: “This is hanging off my eyelid” “I’m hurting” “ow.” “ow.” “THERE IS CRANBERRY SAUCE IN MY LONG JOHNS, YEE-HAW!” “My favorite thong is ruined!” “delicious fish fillet.” “I made some great pesto last night for dinner for me and my kids.” “oh sh#$” “MY PEEPEE FEELS WEIRD”. Tips for your period: Wash the peepee often. When left alone for a long period of time, the blood dries and creates a thick crust around the peepee, which breaks into delicious cookie-sprinkles when you move your legs too much. (great for sugarcookies by the way, good with fish-fillet.)

I am on my period

by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018

Period Bitch

If you say Period Bitch you a hoe periodt

“TELL EM WHAT?!”
“PERIOD BITCH PERIOD!”

by A Real Ass Bitch. June 4, 2019

Periodt pooh

Means exactly or to understand what your friends/someone means or says

You bitches are going to jail periodt pooh

by sobesisters September 23, 2019

periodic sex

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.

Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.

by bLiTcH January 11, 2009

period no tampon

what you say when someone’s stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”
“period no tampon”

by vivivanilla13 October 30, 2018

PPD (period in dick)

When a man is acting emotional and bitchy - just like a woman when she has her period

Gucci mane: wacka flocka flame sure is acting bitchy

Lil wayne: yeah, but he's PPD (period in dick)

Gucci mane: wut?

lil wayne: he has a period in his dick, dont you see the blood in his pants

Gucci mane: dont cha like my adlibs?

by NewNYslang December 20, 2010

Period Pad

Soaks up the bloody discharge from your vaginal secreasions that passes through your pubic hair IF you have pubic hair.

WAIT LORI!! dont run that fast your period pad will fall out!

by andrealovesyou October 7, 2006