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sad panda

During my vacation in China, I saw many sad pandas when all the rice was gone.
by biden is gay July 27, 2019
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butters panda

Someone who is butters but also has their makeup all over their face i.e mascara after a party or eyeliner in the morning
felisha:oh my days chanel, your makeup is bare smudged!
chanel:oh my gosh girl, are you chattin shit?
felisha:nah blud, you look bare butters panda!
chanel:ah that's wack girl,i gotta get me some wipes!
by Jezzebel November 26, 2007
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Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.
Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!
by Maxzilla July 17, 2006
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Panda Express

Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!
by SnackTime23 December 6, 2013
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Z-Panda

1. Someone who has absolutely no life.
2. SOmeone who's muscles are bigger than his brains.
3. Someone whose muscles are absolutely non-existant
4. Someone who cannot be any more gay than he is now....
5. supipoop luvs **** ...............srry that was totally irrelevent
Z-Panda's fuck friend runs away with his pubic hair
by me! April 6, 2003
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Panda sex

To have sex and leave
Based on the dictionary definition of Panda "Eats shoots and leaves"
I'm only after a quick bit of panda sex
by Drivenabout August 20, 2015
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Crying Panda

One of the dirtiest moves performed during/after sexual intercourse. The Crying Panda requires the man to be on top
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.
Hey, is it alright if I sleep with your ex?

Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.
by NakedMan5000 December 29, 2011
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