fancy panda 

An extremely fluffy bush. Resembles a "fancy hampster", but a dark color and tendancy to catch or trap lint or other foreign objects. A dead ringer for a wild panda munching on bamboo.

I hooked up last night with a badass girl! Really? Did she have a landing strip, Dorito, or a fancy panda?

fancy panda by Sweet Al Jones February 11, 2006

Hands of Panda 

the dirty, sticky mess that develops on your hands during a meal at Panda Express by a.) lack of silverware or a napkin, b.) pure carelessness

"You need to consider using a napkin or something man because you got major hands of panda right now"

Hands of Panda by BNB85 January 30, 2009

milky panda

When a guy cums into their partners "hoo hah" and they dip Oreo cookies into the puddle of semen. Bon Appetit!

Paco: Hey man, did you try the classic milky panda with Jane last night?

Steve: Yeah dude. I was starving.

milky panda by gonnorhea goober January 19, 2009

sexual harassment panda 

A useless advocacy mascot for a Politically Correct point of view. etymology: South Park episode 306

"Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda."

sexual harassment panda by DeliLama July 6, 2005

Wet Panda 

An asian sex position that involves shrimp fried rice, duck sauce, and a mink coat. Normally preformed on a water bed.

Hoi Shing and Tiao preformed the "Wet Panda" in the confines of their own bedroom. Those dirty bastards!

Wet Panda by HingTong CHing Chong bong bong October 3, 2011

sexual harrassment panda 

a panda the teaches a harrassmeant class

hey look it the sexual harrassment panda

sexual harrassment panda by chris99163 April 1, 2009

Water Panda 

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***

"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"

Water Panda by clawz July 16, 2008