Padderz

Padderz is the nickname for patrick, padderz is generally the most awesome guy you will meet, some may say he is like a god, but most believe he is beyond that, he only gets the most sexy girlfriends there are, and all men wish they were him, he also carries a massive schlong!

girl 1: 'look at Padderz isn't he a beast??'

girl 2: 'yeh, i heard he has a massive tonsil toothbrush!!'

by Padderz October 21, 2010

paddle whacking

Masturbatory term.

I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

Pandy

He's that one roommate. You know the one. That guy who eats your food without asking. He's homophobic and slightly racist. Always says, "Yeah, my one friend did that." Never chills with you and your buds. Did I mention he ate my food? He thinks esports are real sports.

That goddamn Pandy ate my food again!

by GoodnightPandy October 23, 2017

penis puddy

Semen that comes out of the tip of a penis which is so pasty that the girl's crack appears to be puddied shut.

I unloaded so much penis puddy in her crack last night.

by puddypooper April 13, 2008

paddidas

The hairless area found on the scrotum of every adult male; may be the male G-spot

If I masturbate and rub my paddidas, it makes me splooge immediately and extensively.

by P. Ddidas February 6, 2004

Puddy Tang

Puddy Tang, a noun, an animals name.

Mark: Did you see Kimberly's Puddy Tang?

Jeff: Yea that sure was a good looking pussy cat!

by Jerry309h August 27, 2010

paddle your own canoe

A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,

A female wank

John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe

by Jizzl September 18, 2014