You have to be poking my butt

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.

Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"

by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009

pinch poke you owe me a coke

Saying something the exact same time someone else says it.

Me and friend talking and at the same time we say we are hungry. Pinch Poke you owe me a coke

by Shazzy1989 March 4, 2023

you never poke a shark with a stick

A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you

Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss

Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"

by Big Bertram June 13, 2018

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

get yo drink on, yo smoke on, and go home wit sumthin to poke on

Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.

I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.

by OnE LoVe August 9, 2003