weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.

Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.

by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018

Beef Pounder

When someone jacks you off so hard, it is like pounding beef.

Damn, my girlfriend just gave me beef pounder!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

Pleasure PLunger

The act of pleasing you partner with a plunger; either the handle portion or the rubber suction cup.

Yo I was using my pleasure plunger on my girl last night. Girl so damn freaky she broke the rubber part.

by Famdamnily December 17, 2018

half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019

throat plunger

/THrōt /ˈplənjər/

1. Any food that is phallic in nature (eg. Bananas, corn dogs, popsicles)

2. An erect penis

Look at that dude over there wolfing down that throat plunger!!!

Damn!!! She swallowed that throat plunger like a champ!!!

by cobra_pit_viper August 25, 2019

The pounder

The pounder is our god and he will protect us from all that is evil. Everybody loves him and should at all costs protect him. You should also pray to him every day or else he will pound you hard. There is no chance to escape to just accept your faith and try not to be pounded.

Hey pounder you're fat
The Pounder: Banka Banka *you die* Banka Banka Banka *your body is gone*

by Wallahyaaaaao August 28, 2019

Sauerkraut Pounder

when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid

My girl and I are getting bored, we’re thinking of trying the sauerkraut pounder tonight.

by lards mccoy February 13, 2020