Pigeon

I think they are cool, but all they really are is fickle birds who don't give a crap about anything that doesn't involve food.

I love pigeons.
-me

by pigeonman2 October 18, 2022

Pigeon

When you accidentally poke you finger up a man’s bum hole while shouting ‘PIGEON’!

Guys, I can’t remember how it happened but he was walking around naked and I pigeoned him

by Mother Flocker June 2, 2022

Pigeon

The annoying animal that eats your bird seed, poops on your head and makes a funny twitching action with its neck. DANGERRRRRR

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: I don't know
guy 3: its a pigeon!
all: RUNNNNNN!!!!

by lollipop10987 December 9, 2021

Pigeoning

Pigeoning is “Masturbating” with a dead pigeon, usually via cloacal penetration.

Gary: Ah shit, I did so much Pigeoning last night. Must have came in that pigeon like 40 times.

Richard: Ew! What is wrong with you???

by PigeonMunging63 December 26, 2021

Pigeon

It’s a damn city bird.

You: So many pigeons.

by JupiterAUTTP April 14, 2022

stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.

The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.

by LIZA with a Z January 5, 2021

Pigeon breathe

The smell of a friends breathe that smells of complete shit and makes you want to throw up immediately

Did you smell braedens breathe?
Yes, he’s had pigeon breathe for weeks now

by Kisnics January 11, 2021