Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.

SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!

by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" May 15, 2008

Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

by Bollocks March 04, 2005

crack on a stick

something that is very popular and/or sells very well.

Can also be used as an exclamation similar to "oh shit"

Guy 1: How's business?
Guy 2: Great! Our new stuff sells like crack on a stick!

by St. Kae April 01, 2009

slimy stick

When you cum with your penis facing straight up and cover it with cum and rub it on your pet animal.

Joe - "Wanna come over?"
John - "Sorry i need to slimy stick my cat"

by lil tristxn maj April 03, 2019

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

Stick Glizzy

A hot dog dipped in batter and fried on a stick. Commonly known as corn dogs/pogos. Commonly used in the hoods of Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, and O-Block. Founded in Marianopolis. Must be slightly to insanely overcooked.

Hold up daddy I want a stick glizzy.
Look at how nicely cooked that stick glizzy is.
That stick glizzy makes me wanna cream in your mudder.

by Big Poppy Papa November 12, 2021

G Stick

A menthol cigarette

I'm tired of these damn Camel lights. Your boy straight fiendin' for a G Stick, bruh.

by MJGarcia March 17, 2011