Ohatian Tear Jerker

Eye irritation caused by the vaginal discharge of Ohio women. Often a foamy - like discharge, it is a highly irritating secretion with a pungent suffocating odor. It’s is extremely basic and corrosive.

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“I’m sorry,” she said again. “I didn’t mean to give you an Ohatian Tear Jerker!” No, it’s my fault,” he said, tears streaming down his face, “I should have known better than to tongue punch the fart box of a Colombus native.
by CussMustard March 16, 2023
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Tear My Zorch

When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.
Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”

Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
by Joe-Joeeee January 11, 2023
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wear 'n' tear

The main feature of thin/pre-perforated clothing that a super-hot chick/hunk throws on prior to a first date, knowing that the person he/she is meeting will likely "lose all control" upon catching sight of said luscious-fleshed "looker", and therefore will probably just recklessly rip the clothes right off the stunningly-gorgeous human without even bothering to unbutton/unzip/untie anything.
Reusable wear 'n' tear garments can be specially made from Velcro-bordered panels that separate readily without being damaged, and thus the clothing can be reassembled and put back on after a wild-and-breathless encounter with a lust-crazed fellow-primate.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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kool aid tears

The holy tears of the kool aid man himself. Has regenerative properties and can even reanimate the dead!
Mr. Peanut was brought back from the dead by those kool aid tears
by Kakakyro February 04, 2020
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Fuck Me To Tears

An utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment. "Fuck Me To Tears" is "Make Me Cry" when in the company of close friends or an understanding family; while
"Make Me Cry" is the version for "Polite" (Prudish/Anal-Retentive) Company.
See "Make Me Cry".
GODDAMN IT! I just lost my phone i need to hurry to WORK! FUCK ME TO TEARS!!! I can't deal with this shit right now!
by Sgt_Hoagie November 13, 2019
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Tear the furry-thing

A weird black and white wolf who dances on the internet for fun. He's hella gay, has trust issues and feels like he's not going to amount to much. He is very friendly, outgoing and has a huge heart. His friends think he's weird and hyper but he honestly just has ADHD and is just living life to the fullest. He's a loyal friend and, if you give him ramen, he'll love you forever.
"dude, tear the furry-thing is the best person i know. he loves ramen and is a cool guy!"
by stinkypaw July 06, 2022
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Brown Eye Tear

When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.
Last night Alex blew his load in Angela's ass leaving her with a brown eye tear.
by Blazin Names September 30, 2021
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