*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*
Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!
*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*
Person 2: You're an idiot.
Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!
*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*
Person 2: You're an idiot.
by steammustachio February 9, 2021
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source of origin: boomer facebook
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pam: helen is the worst.
susan: why do you say that?
pam: when i said "it's funny how this garden poison seems to cause cancer, even though the company says it's safe," she deliberately took my use of the word 'funny' out of context in order to be offended by this, saying "nothing about cancer is funny," and acting as though i owed her an apology.
susan: ugh, what an offend-o-peep.
susan: why do you say that?
pam: when i said "it's funny how this garden poison seems to cause cancer, even though the company says it's safe," she deliberately took my use of the word 'funny' out of context in order to be offended by this, saying "nothing about cancer is funny," and acting as though i owed her an apology.
susan: ugh, what an offend-o-peep.
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