1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."
2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"
2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"
by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011
Get the couch potato syndromemug. by couchmasta September 13, 2004
Get the Fuck Yo Couchmug. The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.
by Hanamizu February 5, 2009
Get the Fuck Your Couchmug. A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
Get the funniest person on the couchmug. After coming back from the beach Colin got some Alabama couch sex as thanks for the trip that weekend.
by cdawg3200 September 28, 2014
Get the Alabama couch sexmug. A nigga who believes he's fucking you into tomorrow but you feel nothinge because he's either fucking the couch or just lame at laying pipe
by TheFairyQueen December 28, 2016
Get the Couch pussy niggamug. The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.
Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.
Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.
Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.
Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
Get the Stone Couch Clubmug.