black friday

The day after thanksgiving when there's a ton of Christmas sales.

Really, this is a stupid time to have "black friday" because you're so upset at your family for making your thanksgiving hell that you get them crap for Christmas and later feel guilty and regret it and have to go out and buy them something else the week before Christmas, when the stores are crowded with other people doing the exact same thing.
"Aw, shoot, I got my aunt this ugly hair net for Christmas on Black Friday because she let her dog steal my turkey, but yesterday she sent me an early Christmas present so I feel bad. Back to the mall again... *sigh*"
by Mrdddddddddddddddddd November 25, 2005
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Friday 13th

Friday the 13th is considered a very unlucky day .
Did you know that 2pac died Friday 13 th ?
- It's Friday 13th tomorrow .

- Oh no...
by 2smith April 10, 2011
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FUCKING FRIDAY

With every turn you make, someone or something is waiting around the corner to fuck you, and not in a good way. This especially sucks on a Friday.
I'm having quite the FUCKING FRIDAY!
by kk_b May 25, 2012
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Friday Special

Titty Bang. Friday's the best day of the week, right? So, on friday, your girl better be serving up a Friday Special...a titty bang.
Girl: Whaddya wanna do?
Dude: What's on the menu?
Girl: I reccomend the Friday Special (takes off bra)
Dude: That sounds lovely. I'll have that.
by bigjaymoney January 31, 2011
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Barack Friday

Another name for Black Friday, which is the day after the American holiday Thanksgiving. On Barack Friday crazy soccer Moms try to do all their Christmas shopping and usually get into fist fights at Walmart.
Soccer Mom 1: Are you going shopping on Barack Friday?

Soccer Mom 2: Yea, I'm going to get Johnny a new ipod.

Soccer Mom 1: (Punches her in the face) not if your in the hospital
by tBanks November 20, 2008
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black friday

the Friday after thanksgiving where all the stores have sales so huge, that black people can afford them.
did u see that nigger walkin out with that flat screen? (friend) oh yeah, it definatly must be black friday.
by sean, obviously December 05, 2008
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flannel friday

The concept of wearing flannel every Friday to look nice. And be cool. Mainly in Farmingdale high school. If someone says they came up with they did not.
Tyler Belo created flannel Friday.
Ryan did not create flannel Friday.

That's not even flannel it's cotton
by swaggy June 06, 2014
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