A worthless piece of shit who fondles his nuts all day dreaming of lucky charms and also involved in incest
by silly cat123 October 4, 2015
Get the James Patrickmug. He is cute, sensitive, funny, and thoughtful. He is... The one, true God. He hugged Elmo, and it was adorable. He will rule the world as Dr. Horrible. He eats shrooms in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay. Mind you, he sang on Sesame Street. Oh, he was on Broadway too. :)
by smallaznmouse October 21, 2008
Get the Neil Patrick Harrismug. James Patrick March is a character on the TV show "American Horror Story" in season 5- "Hotel". March, based loosely on the real American serial killer H.H.Holmes, is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez, an accommodation designed specifically to tend to his psychopathic needs, fit with secret passages, gas taps and much more, which allowed him to begin the "Ten Commandments Killings" later finished by Detective John Lowe.
James has a handsome appearance- with neat dark brown hair and eyes which are described as "piercing" and a thin, pencil moustache. He has also sported the nickname "Jimmy" once by the countess, a previous love interest of his.
Annually, March also holds a hotel event by the name "Devil's night" which groups together some of the most famous serial killers in American history- such as John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer. During this dinner party, the guests drink to their "libation" - absinthe, and are offered the life of a victim as "dessert".
James has a handsome appearance- with neat dark brown hair and eyes which are described as "piercing" and a thin, pencil moustache. He has also sported the nickname "Jimmy" once by the countess, a previous love interest of his.
Annually, March also holds a hotel event by the name "Devil's night" which groups together some of the most famous serial killers in American history- such as John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer. During this dinner party, the guests drink to their "libation" - absinthe, and are offered the life of a victim as "dessert".
by SaltyBitch.com July 4, 2020
Get the James Patrick Marchmug. by fasdhdsfsdf January 19, 2008
Get the sean patrick flannerymug. everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
by n.zeck March 14, 2023
Get the The Patrick Bateman conundrummug. Patrick stump fan: is always socially awkward when it comes to every thing, is confused when people say Pete Wentz is their celebrity heartthrob when patrickbis clearly a little marshmallow to them. They love the album soul punk and knows exactly what Patrick is saying in sugar we're going down and this ain't a scene it's an arms race
Patrick stump fan: I love Patrick stump so much he's my little marshmallow
Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?
Patrick stump fan: *head turns slowly* Excuse me?! Pete wentz is the bassist, Patrick stump is the lead singer and if you think he's not a tiny marshmallow of cuteness you're dead to me
Pete wentz fan: *slowly backs away*
Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?
Patrick stump fan: *head turns slowly* Excuse me?! Pete wentz is the bassist, Patrick stump is the lead singer and if you think he's not a tiny marshmallow of cuteness you're dead to me
Pete wentz fan: *slowly backs away*
by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL December 26, 2016
Get the patrick stump fanmug. by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009
Get the Neil Patrick Harrismug.