Simp

A simp is someone who puts a woman's needs in front of theirs for no good reason while the woman sits back and enjoys the free shit she gets from the men/man

1. Henry is a simp for always prioritizing da hoes

2. Sam is a simp for always prioritizing da hoes

by Your real name click here April 20, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything he has to do to get a smell of the female genitalia

Ross colgan is a simp

by Ben rooney youngfella March 15, 2020

simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020

Simp

•A girl that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under men in hopes of winning them over, without the male bringing anything to the table.

•A girl that puts too much value on a male for no reason .

•A man that prides herself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every male.

SIMP stands for Suckers Idolising Mediocre Penis

MI is a SIMP for Shay

MI wants Shat so much she cant help but be a SIMP

by AnonJB1404 March 26, 2020

simp

anyone named isaac

there’s no easy way to say this but, you’re a simp. and i’m gonna have to report you back to kuzco

by themuffinmann14 April 13, 2020

Simp

A guy that doesn’t care about bro before hoes.

A.K.A Vinny from Nj

Girl: can you do my homework for me please
Vinny: of course anything for you

Me looking at the text messages: fucking simp

by Maidich May 12, 2020

Simp

Vlade is a simp a simp is someone who goes hoes before bro’s and also who leaves the bro’s to hang out with hoes.

Vlade went to go hang out with Lucy also known as (ET). Simp O’ Mode

by hentaisimp71736 February 27, 2020