Muffin Game

This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin

Person 1: wanna play the muffin game?
Person 2: sure, let me ask Jacob and Mack too

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

muffin stain

A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick

"You're being a muffin stain"

by Mr Isso September 16, 2013

Angel muffin

Proper way to greet ur lover that is loving but also triggering.

Hello my angel muffin, I am here

by Ivanna1234 June 11, 2017

Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.

Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.

by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019

Cowboy Muffin

Eating the ass of an assless chapped leather stud before or after anal devastation.

Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.

by KY-5000 November 5, 2011

cheeky muffin

When your muffins get a little too frisky in the oven.

¨Brennon is such a cheeky muffin¨

by EmoPunkRocker June 22, 2016

Luff Muffin

A luff muffin is someone who you "luff" and is as good as a muffin. It is used a name to address someone whom you luff.

See Luff

Person A: Hey! How has your day been going Luff Muffin?!! :D

Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!

by A Luff Muffin May 19, 2011