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Mom Card

When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.
Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....
by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016
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angry mom

A type of mom who continuously yells at or berates her toddler in public places.
Store Clerk One: Did you see that woman in produce yelling at her kid? He couldn't have been more than three years old.
Store Clerk Two: Yeah, one of those Angry Moms
by Derp-Watcher December 10, 2016
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mom-croon

(Noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
"Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."
by iknowplacesicankillyou November 3, 2015
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mean mom

Mean mom (noun): Emily Stoll
"Man Emily Stoll is one mean mom"
by Villajoe December 19, 2015
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treys mom

by Treyyyyyyyyyÿ November 7, 2019
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cooter mom

1.)Someone who gives pussy a lot to a certain person
2.)A female who is referred to as a “pussy provider” hence the slang cooter mom
Guy 1-“Did you see how much pussy she gave me yesterday?”
Guy 2-“Yeah she is a real cooter mom.”
by PapiiShampoo May 13, 2019
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Your mom

defined me :I’m gonna fuck your mom guy: ya she’s a milf
by Coolcalo 69420 February 14, 2020
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