Minnesota

1.The southernest point of canada actually intruding into the continental us
2. A place where people take pride in their state that noone cares about
3.State of two seasons winter and fall
4. Home of the twin cities which are both completly lame
5. State of 10,000 nasty lakes that only a fool would enjoy going in
6. Two races, white people and east african muslims
7. People who claim they dont talk like fargo
8. The mall of america which i would be happy if a terrorist destroyed
9. People who turn on their ac when its 60 degrees
10. The Vikings who suck balls and wear a gay purple, the twins who play on their football field in the worst stadium in the mlb, and the timberwolves who after losing kevin garnet will not be relevent for the next 10 years

take a trip to the twin cities and try to have fun.... I DARE YOU.
Talk to someone from minnesota and hear their stupid canadian accent they claim they dont have.

by AlexAitch November 17, 2007

minnesota lawnmower

the use of one's big toes to remove foreign objects from one's ear.

sheila: "i think their is something in my ear."

jason: "have you heard of the minnesota lawnmower?"

by Minnesota kid October 10, 2008

Minnesota Hotdish

To blow your load in a women and then go down on her to get her to orgasm.

James lost his control and blow his load in Janet. Seeing she didn't get off James pulled a Minnesota Hotdish.

by ssmachinist October 7, 2008

minnesota pancakes

the act of vomiting, ejaculating, urinating, excreting and spitting onto a womans chest, before then allowing her to ejaculate, urinate, defocate, vomit, spit and menstruate onto you chest then having sex, spreading the disgusting mixture all over akin to syrup in a pancake

also known as minnesota flapjacks and minnesota ice cream sandwitch

guy 1-i gave my girlfriend minnesota pancakes last night
guy 2-whats minnesota
guy 1-who cares i shit on her
(guy 2 leaves)

by Evchod December 31, 2010

minnesota mormon

a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass

I have to drive home.. get me a minnesota mormon!

by reidtard December 14, 2010

Minneapolis

A pile of disappointments.

"How was that blind date last night?"
"Terrible. Total Minneapolis. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

by xxcccxx September 30, 2018

choclate minties

Choclate minties, When you cant answer a question, when something kool happens. when ur feeling random

"hiya butt, what time you going out"
"dunno like, choclate mintes init"

by bobwinbobbers June 5, 2005