Mini man

A young, attractive man, of shorter stature. Mini men are real mean, they just come in a smaller, cuter package.

The term suggests that these men often possess a charming appeal and dynamic energy which makes them stand out in a crowd, regardless of their height.

Despite being the shortest in his group of friends, Jake was the quintessential mini man, with his charismatic personality, good looks, and quick wit, always the life of the party.

by Urbanfreestyle612 July 27, 2023

mini ass attack

When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting

-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)

by lbjwashed October 14, 2020

Mini-Lava Flow

The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on

Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage

by King anal hair February 16, 2019

mini b'gee

a mini version of b'gee, created as a weapon to fight off the evil valrog.

"oh my god, it's a mini b'gee! and it looks JUST LIKE ME!"

by Nicks October 12, 2004

mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

mini nugget

Generally slow and chubby, useless at everything he does, except eat. Has the worst luck ever and has never scored a goal in football. Usually found sitting down and eating. Despite this he is however loved by most, and finds himself at the centre of everything.

How has mini nugget missed again, it was an open goal!

by RastaMerth April 20, 2018

Mini jizz

When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.

When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.

by Crobx2 March 1, 2024