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Machina

The name given to any machine in Spira by the Yevon Clergy. Most machina are offensive weapons, a perfect example being the colossus Vegnagun, created 1000 years ago. Nowadays, there is a difference between machina and machines. Machines are custom made, often from old or scrapped machina parts. Machina are any mechanical device used by Yevon or New Yevon.
Machina were once forbidden by Yevon, who even defied their own teachings against it!
by Craig Mitchell March 2, 2004
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fuck machine

1. A great sexual performer usually a woman. Does anything anywhere and with pleasure.

2. A female pornstar with exceptional willingness to handle any sexual task put before her.

3. Can also refer to a woman or man of low moral standards when it comes to sex. They will fuck anyone anywhere with or without reason to do so.
1. Man, that samantha gave me the night of my life last night, what a fuck machine.

2. Sophie Evans is one hell of a fuck machine, she got fucked by 3 guys and took sperm on her face with a smile with a smile.

3. Carmen is such a fuck machine, she had sex with eric in the street for a nickel.
by Lunch box July 18, 2004
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Michigan

Michigan is a state in the Midwest. It is one of the best places on earth. Lots of snow but you still have the beaches of the Great lakes in the summer.
Michigan is full of lots of sun and snow
by Meghan McClain May 6, 2006
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University of Michigan

One of the world's premiere academic institutions. Arguably the best public university in the nation with a total of 40,000 students, both undergraduate and graduate. Michigan has top-ranked programs in law, business, medicine, political science, and an array of other subjects. Virtually no area at Michigan is ranked below the top 20 in the country, allowing for it to rival the Ivy league as well as the other selective private institutions despite its high admission rate (47%).

Home to Michigan Stadium, colloquially termed "The Big House", the University of Michigan is also known for its legendary football, hockey, and formerly its basketball team (We all remember the Fab 5).

Michigan is one of the country's leaders in athletics, academics, and college life in general--located in beautiful Ann Arbor. You simply cannot go wrong with the University of Michigan.
"I got offers from investment banks in New York City six months before I graduated from The University of Michigan"

"Hail To the Victors"

"If you have to choose between Harvard and Michigan, go to Harvard. But, if you have to choose between Michigan and Northwestern, do yourself a favor and go to Michigan."
by Zizu March 20, 2007
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Upper Michigan Dump Truck

You're fucking a girl from behind. She has her head down UNTIL you stick your thumb in her ass (thumb warmer). The surprise of a thumb going in her ass makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a shit in her mouth.
Me and my buddy gave Tom's mom an Upper Michigan Dump Truck
by garrettisawesome March 17, 2015
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Milford michigan

A small town by Commerce Township and Highland. Also known as MILF-town soley because of the name. There are no MILFS. Home of the Milford Mavericks (whatever the hell a maverick is) because apparently their old mascot was racist. Milford Has a creepy shop called the shutter shop that noone will go into. The old man has cats and chases teenagers out with a broom. Stores can never stay open for more than a few months, and O'Callahans and Stucchis have been like 5 different places in the last year. Kids walk around aimlessly with no money and nothing to do. Most popular spot is the Starbucks, the bakery or Milford House. The park is on the other side of Milford where lame-o teenagers "play" on the jungle gym while parents give them evil looks while their 4 year old frolics nearby. Creeper warning at night. Stay out of the woods if you want to live. Theres one "movie theater" with a ridiculous answering machine message. There is a ridiculous amount of hairsalons in a one mile radius (seriously count them.)

And no, Milford is not country... go to Pinkney to see some real hicks.
OMG My friend is from MILFORD MICHIGAN. That place is BOSS!
by ROYAL ICING December 28, 2011
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Facebook Machine

Any device that can access the internet and, consequently, facebook; especially when referencing a smart phone
Jenny failed math because she spent every class playing with her facebook machine.
by Dr D Rock November 23, 2010
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