Vagina Mine

When a girl has been fucked so many times by so many men her vagina is as wide as a mine.

"How was sex with Cindy?"

"Dude she's a vagina mine, felt like my dick needed a hard hat."

by JackAttack00720 October 11, 2014

Free Minecraft

The thing you search on google when you want to get a virus on your computer.

I downloaded free Minecraft and my computer stopped working.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022

Yugoslavian Sea Mine

The process of a man inserting a bike/ball pump into his urethra and pumping it up causing his bladder to expand and then inevitably explode inside of him. Usually done with a hand pump, but an electrical equivalent can be used for the daring.

Guy 1: Dude, why do you have that pump? You don't even own a bike.
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...

by Joshua Durry August 31, 2018

the r/minecraft mod that removed my post for no reason

i will find you, i will kill you and no one will ever have a false removed post again

person 1: the r/Minecraft mod that removed my post for no reason, should perish
person 2: ok

by the scout that takes kneecaps September 19, 2022

what did you say about minecraft

It’s a stupid joke used by middle school boys who think they’re funny and it literally means “I know you’re gay”. Usually people reply with “I said it’s gay” to say “I’m not gay” but people also get confused about it and don’t know it means gay.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!!
NATHAN: I said it’s gay.
JERRY: Ok your cool.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
EMMA: What?
JERRY: That’s What I thought.

OWEN: Knock knock.
JERRY: Who’s there.
OWEN: Jerry.
JERRY: Jerry who?
OWEN: Exactly my point.
JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
OWEN: I said it’s gay.

by pseudonyms don’t confine me October 12, 2018

Miette

A sexy female who can do GREAT in bed. A Miette is always cracking the best jokes, and understands others. She's the type that watches and wants to help. Has a great sense a humor and loves the idea of love. Literally every Miette strives to be in love and wants to be loved. But you can only get to her spunky personality if you get to know her more.

Boy: *holds Miette in loving arms* I literally love you...
Miette: *overwhelmed in love* I love you more than even imaginable

by .real. November 25, 2016

Minecraft

What used to be a great game but now it has been sold to Microsoft and is full of screaming 10 year Olds that grew to much

Man 1: hey brother wanna go to the movies
Child 1: SHUT THE HELL UP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT FACTIONS ON A SERVER YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP

by Watch as i stare in your soul January 9, 2017