Matthew 

A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.

Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.

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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.

Matthew by Yeetboi360noscop March 8, 2019

Matthew 

Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--

Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*

Matthew by anonymous March 8, 2019

Matthew 

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up

“Hey yk matthew?” - gorl
“Yah why?” - other gorl
“Matthews a fuckin idiot” - gorl
“U right chica” - other girl

Matthew by A literal god April 10, 2019

Matthew 

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up

“Yeo, do yk matthew” - female

“Unfortunately” - chica

“He’s a fuckin idiot” - female
“So stupad” - chica

“U right” - female

Matthew by A literal god April 10, 2019

Matthew 

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.

Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!

Matthew by BigCrispyBoi April 23, 2019

Matthew 

Matthew is the sweetest most generous guy you will meet. Matthews I am known to have the greatest hair and the cutest smile’s, seeing a Matthews smile or make everything better in just second. He’s tall and handsome with the best hair and best body. Matthews make the best boyfriends, they might be known as players but all they need is unconditional love for them to know that you won’t leave them. Once a Matthew finds THE ONE he’ll go out of his way to let her know that she’s the only one for him. You have to be very patient with Matthew, he’s sensitive about a lot of things but he never means any harm. Matthews also make the best partners in bed they are known for their hot body and amazing skills.

Matthew has the cutest smile it makes my heart glow

Matthew so cute he isn’t even doing anything and my heart is jumping with joy

Matthew by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019

Matthew 

Matthew also know as Matt is a great boy/ boyfriend he will always be there for you and he has a great personality he usaly into video games and the internet and sports. You need a Matt/Matthew in your life!

Do you see that guy over there?
Yes hes pretty
He must be a Matthew.

Matthew by MattyBoi999 April 28, 2019