by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017
Get the Auston Matthewsmug. Matthew Johnson's are the most sexiest men on earth and women latch onto them like wild animals. When confronted by a Matthew Johnson, women mostly ogle, bow down in awe or simply tackle them right then and there and rip all of their clothes off. Matthew Johnson's are also quite intelligent and are experts at video games. They really know how to impress the ladies and usually can stop a crowd just by smiling. Men usually fall for Matthew Johnson's too... Even straight ones. :O Matthew Johnson's do have problems with believing they are always sick though, so it takes work to own a Matthew Johnson. At the end of the day though, a Matthew Johnson is great to have. They are entertaining, smart and are great at acrobatics and gymnastics. So they can do great sex positions.
Girl one "Did you see that?"
Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"
Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D
Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"
Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D
by SavvyGoesRawr August 29, 2010
Get the Matthew Johnsonmug. by Lionhart01 August 17, 2019
Get the Matthew Gallowaymug. A Good . The hottest , cutest, funniest actor in the world.
He played Alec on The FreeFrom’s Serie ShadowHunters.
He played Alec on The FreeFrom’s Serie ShadowHunters.
by malecxsantiago October 24, 2019
Get the Matthew Daddariomug. As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.
by AppleDapple May 30, 2016
Get the matthew mcconaughey'dmug. by Yung Thug Lord Illuminati March 12, 2015
Get the Matthew Redmondmug. by why do i do the things i do October 26, 2020
Get the Matthew Fernandesmug.