Matt Stone

some hot guy who is the co-creator of South park and baseketball guy and has a sweet ass

guy: Matt Stone is so hot
guy 2: ikr

by XonionX June 8, 2023

matt damon

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.

The Bourne Identity kicked a lot of ass.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

Matt Seelye

A very quickly done homework assignment right before the class even thought it's already turned in late.

Bro, I just pulled a Matt Seelye right before that History essay was due!

by Danny Nelson October 21, 2009

Doing a Matt

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin

Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek

by mingymoo September 1, 2006

Matt Lauer

Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.

The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!

by Mustache Larry December 1, 2017

Matt Nelson

A person who tries to do everything everyone else is doing but can never be good at it. He tends to be terrible at everything he does, especially video games.

"You're playing like Matt Nelson. smh."

by MarkySoDarky August 5, 2016

matt cesta

a gay hockey player who is hiding in the closet while he's covering himself up with a girlfriend

a guy who thinks hes the best

a guy with greasy hair

a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay

yo! look how "matt cesta" that guy is !

my girls best friend is a "matt cesta"

by an expert on men March 12, 2010