Mariah is the school homie hopper, she's the girl that will get with your best friend the night of the school dance after you made her a proposal a week before, shell manipulate you and date all of your friends on purpose, she's the girl that breaks every guy's heart in her hometown, Yet shes the prettiest girl you'll ever see, brown curly hair, beautiful sparkly eyes, the prettiest face, and her personality is the most gorgeous part of her, but that's the thing, the prettiest girls are always gonna be the ones that break your heart, don't date Mariah.
by SheBrokeYouBro March 3, 2022
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by Coochi man March 12, 2022
Get the Malia hauoli-Johnson mug.THE SHIT!!! mariah is funny as hell. i can’t even put into words how amazing this person is. once you meet your mariah you won’t need any other friends. she’s super trustworthy, supportive, sweet, beautiful, any good word you can think of to describe someone fits with Mariah.
by randonumber1 April 25, 2022
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by Donthegon May 8, 2022
Get the Malikhai mug.when you sit down and think of a woman who's petite with curves she's what comes to mind and even on her worst days she looks better than most on their best days to run your hands across her body is to run your hands across the finest silk her sex appeal is unmatched it'll draw you in and keep you captivated for hours and if you get the chance to wrap your arms around her you just might think you found heaven and that the hardest thing in life is letting go she is at times extremely difficult to get a hold of a true challenge is just getting with her but once you do and you have her you can see why but be warned a spitfire she is she's particular in her ways she knows what she wants and she knows how she wants it done follow her directions though because although it may seem she's quick to angry it's a side that she doesn't really want to show but when all is come the tone in her voice will let you know how sorry she really is she's a complicated woman not fit for any man especially not the weak hearted or weak minded she does not have time for them so try and try to reach out to grab her attention and when you have it make sure you utilize it
Bro you finally got a chance to hang out with malia make every second count because that's one girl you don't want to miss
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mariah is very pretty , intelligent , kind , and also rude asf . all these hoes don’t like her . BUT SHES ALSO NONCHALANT ASFF !! so , she doesn’t gaf . fuck all yall hoes .
mariah is most hated . but fine asf .
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