Under the Moose

The condition you're in when you're having an awful day at work, or are otherwise feeling worthless and crapped upon.

In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"

Joe: So how has work been going, Bob?

Bob: I've been feeling a little Under the Moose lately.

by HexMaster February 03, 2009

The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.

Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.

by m3ow April 17, 2010

Octo-moose

A moose with four arms and four legs.

"Look", said Hamish and Sean, "There's an Octo-moose over there"

by Hamish and Sean April 06, 2006

bull moose

1. A very strong moose.

2. A bull moose republican.

T. Roosevelt felt "as strong as a bull moose"

by Robert M. October 16, 2004

moose knuckle

the male version of a camel toe

When a male is wearing clothing or underwear so tight to his genital area, the testicles and/or penis are pushed into the shape resembling a moose knuckle.

by Mscameltoe February 07, 2010

moose fist

Synonomous with camel toe.
Beaver clevage.
Cooter clevage.
Flapper fold.

Large women tend have problems with the phenomenon known as moose fist.

by Dave Trask January 16, 2004

moose knuckles

The sight of a woman's sexual anatomy which you can clearly view through her clothes, like a wedgie in her crotch area. Also known to be called; "camel toe".

Mark and I saw this chick with nice moose knuckles while walking down the street.

by Fat Rooster A.K.A 8-inch July 29, 2003