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Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.
Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.
by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 24, 2021
Get the Masturbation-Probationmug. A conversation with the purpose of confirming or showing off both parties' knowledge in a certain field, without providing new leads or ideas.
They kept jerking each other's brain off in that round of intellectual masturbation about algorithms optimization.
by SollyDMonkey July 3, 2022
Get the Intellectual masturbationmug. Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.
by dddisaster November 29, 2016
Get the masturbation procrastinationmug. by That good good cheese March 29, 2021
Get the professional masturbatormug. When you hear or are listening to a catchy song or piece of music while fapping, and start moving your hand to the beat. You will often be able to hold your load longer which os always a plus.
"Turn of jacob i really want to blow my load before mum walks in, this rythmic masturbation is really annoying."
by Butt plug joey March 21, 2017
Get the Rythmic masturbationmug. The practice in which professors and teachers find new ways to talk about hypothetical and unpractical solutions to nonexistent problems or scenarios. Simultaneous waste of taxpayer money may or may not be present depending on the type of institution.
This new class is a huge waste of time; the professor loves academic masturbation, but hasn't actually taught us anything useful.
by bob seeply December 13, 2016
Get the academic masturbationmug. After the occurrence of a massive dry spell, one must partake in the holy masturbation which is the act of sitting in a confessional using holy water as lube as the priest blesses your act of satisfaction
Im sorry father for I have sinned I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years. I must partake in holy masturbation.
by Dman1011 February 21, 2023
Get the holy masturbationmug.