Perky Lord

The Perky Lord is a legendary folklore character from the Kent Boy's Tale, "Perc 30's." This character controls everything that happens while the user is in the Perc realm. One enters the Perc realm by ingesting any type of Percocet, including Perc5's, Perc10's, and Perc30's. While in the Perc realm, the Perky Lord has complete control over everything. You will be lifted from your body and will sit fifty feet in the air above your active body with the perky lord. You will observe all that happens to your self while perced out. Only a select few make it back to their bodies but those who do will be able to say they have met the Perky Lord.

T-Berry: Doinklo! Is that you? Thank god, I thought the Perky Lord was going to hold me captive forever!
Doinklo: It's okay T-Berry I made it out as well. You just have to believe.

by The Kent Boys November 17, 2019

The Lord Gus

Gus is a dangerous creature who bombs good foundations academy every day. Don't screw with Gus or Gus will bomb your school. Gus is your lord worship him. Also if your school goes into a lock down and hear a meow, get out of there fast because Gus is there.

Oh My is that The Lord Gus I see over there.

by agtfrhyjk;o March 12, 2019

drab lord

The lord of drab is one who does everything with too much drab. To conceal his drabness, a drab lord would accuse others of being drab. He may even pay designers vast amounts of money to create logos pinning such a notorious title on others.

Matt is the Drab Lord. He waters fake grass. He burns bbq. He drives a Honda Civic. He cheats at fantasy basketball.

by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019

Lord Vizol

A peaceful and intellectual being that searches for signals and controls deception to maintain spiritual positivity.

If you're feeling paranoid then try to spiritually meditate or attempt recursive motions and transform it into a cycle of action just like Lord Vizol.

by Lord Vizol October 16, 2017

lord ben

Nerdy guy who is rich as fuck. Thinks he is the shit but really unpopular. Weird and annoying but he still gets the girls because he is rich. Claims to be literal royalty.

"Why is that loser turning up in a Porsche??"
"Must be a Lord Ben"

by BLANKtheWORDSMITH May 14, 2017

lord humungus

1. a character in mad max 2
2. that dude with the unnaturally large cock.
3. guy who loves petrol.

"GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR PETROL." ~lord humungus

by petrol man May 16, 2017

mcedge lord

The Edgiest Person In Your School And Will Ruin Your Day And Will Show You His Collections

Jack Chino Luka The Third Is The Ultimate Mcedge Lord

by McCuntCunterAssDickInTheAss July 6, 2017