Lachlan

A Jewish pedo who likes young boys a little too much

You (A Child):Hi Lachlan
Lachlan: *touches you

by AngryNerd^(^(^(^( August 4, 2025

lachlan

lachlan is a 5' jhit with a 1' sendy bendy. He is retarted and racist but still gives off the impression of innocent. I love lachlan bc he always thinks when your doing smt gay its a joke even if your rlly jus tryna get off on an Irish kid. Super fast but can't push a bar.

"bro did u see lachlan yank his cord at the end of the race?!"
"yo I missed that?"

by lil-riva-vert October 23, 2025

Archie Leach

(adj) how one feels when they aren't at their personal best: not wearing make up, feeling pretty crappy, dressed sloppily, etc. Originally Cary Grant's actual name, where feeling like Cary Grant would be being at your best.

Man, Roger, you are looking down in the dumps.

Yeah Blake, I'm feeling pretty Archie Leach today.

by Jack Silverberg December 8, 2007

Trae Lachapelle

A Trae Lachapelle aggot ass bitch

"Trae Lachapelle is such a fag" - everybody and their mother

by yes, it's me December 9, 2012

Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger

Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.

by Bobster90 May 18, 2015

speed leach

That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line

This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!

by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016

trainer lachnan

Trainer Lachnan is a person who teaches someone how to knock people out and he also shows them how to fuck the knocked out person!!

"last time I remember me being awake was 2 hours ago, and there is cum on me! Trainer Lachnan got me!!”

by PewPewHeadShot@ December 14, 2017