by AleczanderRichterian March 27, 2023
Get the 3rd lanemug. The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.
Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”
Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
by Nofunwhentherabbithasthegun👈🏼 July 10, 2023
Get the Relapse Lanemug. by Zlatana.dt..is..my..ig.. November 23, 2017
Get the ethans lanemug. When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023
Get the Left Lane Autismmug. A swimmer term used for when you backstorke, and you get tired or lazy. So as you pull your arm back ( as you backstroke) so you can grab the lane line and you pull your self closer to the fianish.
by Man ladies R US June 17, 2009
Get the Lane Line Helpermug. Lane is the best person ever. He’s super attractive. He’s not a people person so it means a lot when he’s your friend. Lane has an awesome sense of humor. He’s the man. He’s a great listener and he’s respectful. He’ll hype you up when you’re gaming.
by _Unimportant_ November 24, 2021
Get the Lane D’Arcymug. A girl who is obsessed with Hamilton , Heathers , Wicked and any other musical to exist on planet Earth. Will never not take at least 3 snapchat selfies a day, usually using the heart filter, sticking out her tongue. Will also participate in musical.ly at least once a week, usually to cosplay as Hamilton. Has an unhealthy addicted to Altoids. This is not a joke. She is actually addicted. She eats at least 20 cans a week. Her mother tried to get her off them, but she ended up eating her toothpaste to resemble the minty flavor. Do not take Lane’s Altoids.
Person 1: “Hey, can I have some mints?”
Person 2, worriedly clutching Altoids to chest: “SHH!! Not so loud!!”
Lane, from across the room: “Did someone say mint?”
Person 1: “RUN!!!”
Neither survived
Person 2, worriedly clutching Altoids to chest: “SHH!! Not so loud!!”
Lane, from across the room: “Did someone say mint?”
Person 1: “RUN!!!”
Neither survived
by pinkglasses May 19, 2018
Get the Lanemug.