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Hazy Lane

Friend: Hey, how many meters do u have in hazy lane?

Me: 7.038
by STICKER STAR IS REAL July 4, 2024
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left lane manager

Driver who rushes up behind you while you’re driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.
Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.
by creedlawofwny July 8, 2023
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Lois Lane

When a girl is ovulating and she lets it drip down her leg onto his face.
He tried to Superman me, so I Lois Lane’d the shit outta his face.
by Wonder Woman 1984 December 24, 2017
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Lane vaguing

Special form of weaving during freeway driving that is a result of texting while driving.
Let's pass that idiot in the Audi. He's lane vaguing.
by Kaybeare September 25, 2012
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Lane violation

Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.
Shep was unable to get to the sardines because some lady committed a lane violation.
by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019
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Lane Crothers

It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.
I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.
by Lane Crothers September 15, 2021
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